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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Brant Can't Dress Himself, Your Dream Half Time Show, A Final Word on Saeed Abedini, Spouse Week, Wanting To Be Famous, When the Police Come Because of your Singing, Who Do You Say Jesus Is?, Survival Skills for 18-year olds, Step-Parents, Writing People Off, Miming the News, Multi-Tasking, Fun At Work Week
Quotes:
"Undiagnosible. That's Producer Sherri"
"Do you really think Gandalf would beat Obi Wan-Kenobi?"
"I have real hope because of who Jesus is."
"Sometimes the most loving thing you can do for a person is NOT put them on a pedal stool."
"The ladies at the Macy's counter showed me how to do my mime make-up better."
Brant Makes Friends at the Doctor's Office, Be Nice To Middle Aged Guys: Peyton Manning, Dancing @ Starbuck's, Keep Going, Lowering Standards, Social Media Arguments, It's So Cold Jokes, Taking Care of Kinds in Hospice, Initiating Hugs, Sacrifice Instead of Arguing, The Age of Hobbits, Supernatural Love, Judging with Robes & Gavels, Meet Crazy Cat Lady
Quotes:
"God uses our weaknesses to show case His strength"
"There are times our standards for the show drop through the floor."
"When you're about to argue with someone on social media, think about the end game."
"I'm taking the guess work out of this and I'm initiating hugs."
Stories of Grace, Stay In Your Lane App, Truth In Love, $34 Million Car, God Has a Team, Dream Halftime Super Bowl Show, Knitting and Relaxing, Complaining, Social Facts at the Doctor's Office, Wrong Football Shirts, We're All Looking for God
Quotes:
"I didn't need an app in jr. high to tell me who was out of my league. It was abundantly clear."
"Don't hit Brant with your needles."
"When you complain less you know you're growing up."
"Since when do we have a quality control filter on this program?"
"Rain Shower Bill", FB Friends vs. Real Friends, Super Bowl Cold Play, Too Much Marathon, Getting Older/Maturity, Bass Pro Brant, Emojis, Listening to People, The "Destroy Everything Store", People Affirming Your Ideas, Opposite Day, Knowing You Have a Problem, Communal McDonald's, Hard To Pray, The Snow
Quotes:
"People at the Weather Channel are some of the most powerful people on Earth."
"My Mom said these people are still kind of my friends. I don't care what researchers say.'
"Humility and depending on God go a long way towards maturity."
"It's good to have my producer turn me in to the authorities with no supporting evidence."
"If I only listen to the people who affirm what I think, then I'll never listen to God. He doesn't do that."
Robots and Customer Service, The Problem of Sin, 13 Hours Movie, Knitters, The Role of the Grammar Police, Snow and Milk, The Honesty Cafe, It's So Cold, Mother-in-law Issues,
Quotes:
"When we take the things God has given us and make them more important than Him; that's sin."
"I think I may like robots more than most humans. It's just difficult to predict what they'll do-the humans, I mean."
"Even atheists believe in sin."
"I'd like there to be an actual Grammar Police with an Apostrophe Swat Team division."
"GET MILK NOW!!!!! IT'S GONNA SNOW!!!!!"
Twilight Zone, Trust/Respect, It's So Cold, Whine About the Cold, Honesty Cafe, Marbles and Jesus, Frozen Pants, Judge Judy, Choco-Fries, No Grenadine for You, Liking the "Words" of Jesus, A Jesus Rally, Having Posters, Hated the Show
Quotes:
"We're all yearning for a father who gives us limits and wants us to change."
"Instead of toughing up I've decided to whine...it's really working out."
"The Good News about Jesus still makes people who already think they're good angry."
"I had Revolutionary War maps on my wall as a kid"
Whine About the Cold, It's So Cold, Prayers for Saeed, Stories of Grace, Fast & Furious, Mirror Selfies, Called to Love, Jesus/Questions, Having Doubts, Dab on Them, Gratitude
Quotes:
"I need to have an uncomfortable conversation with Vin Diesel."
"God's truth is so strong it can withstand my doubts."
"I can't kiss the inside of my elbow. I'm not that flexible."
Feeling Pain, Brant Has a Library Book, Snowmobile Awareness Week, Nutella Militants, Hollywood Marriages, Christian Heroes, Deal Breaker: Same First and Last Name, God/Success/Suffering, Adopted By God,
Quotes:
"Pain is a signal something is wrong. It does have a purpose."
"I like voicemail. I'm a big fan of talking to robots."
"I'm taking this too far. That's what I do. I bring the conversation down"
"If you search for happiness you'll always be let down."
"What are they putting in Nutella that makes people so militant about it?"
National Skeptic Day, If You Have A Billion Dollars..., God Wants Your Heart, Just Eat It Drive-Thru, Humility, Faithful Over Small Things, Teen Slang, A Turkey for
Emotional Support, Powerball Calculation, Forgiving People, Health Tip Guy
Quotes:
"The turkey is licensed for emotional support."
"God wants you to want Him for more than His stuff."
"There will be a guard at the gate making sure you've eaten all your food."
"If you haven't internalized Calvary you're not likely to be very forgiving."
Women Criticizing Themselves, Lectios Lift & Learn, How to Know When You Have a Good Guy, Social Tips, Money Doesn't Equal Happiness, Save the Alien Planet, Don't Forget God, Just Eat It, Personal News From the Show, You're Welcome Here
Quotes:
"The opposite of wisdom is foolishness and it always brings pain"
"There's no way you can look objectively and say money will make you happier. The data says the opposite in many cases."
"I want to be Mr. Health Tip. Giving tips even when I know no one wants them."
"You're supposed to tell people what they want. That's what Steve Jobs said."
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