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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Wife In Your Phone Contacts, Hipster Jeopardy, Norm-Core, Prayer, I Saw the Light, Reading Your Bible, This Week's Gonna Rock Because ____________, Later You'll Understand, Video of the Day, Immaturity
Quotes:
"I'm starting a new trend called Abnorm-core. It involves puppet."
"If God revealed everything to you, your head would explode. You wouldn't be able to process the information."
"We're afraid that God's not gonna get it right. That's what causes us to worry."
"If you don't learn what God is actually like and remind yourself of it often, you'll start to create him into what you wanted anyway."
"I don't want a God of my making. He's not nearly good enough. He's not nearly powerful enough."
Making Friends, The Underdog Hall of Fame, Apple Pie and Cheddar, The Miss-Spelling Bee, Saeed Abedini, Supernatural Peace, Survival School, The Spinning House
Quotes:
"This is gonna hurt, isn't it?"
"Sherri's mom has all the characteristics of Sherri without the edge."
"God promises us supernatural peace in the worst circumstances if we turn towards Him"
"Survival School is appreciated though never requested."
7-Year Old Football Contract, The Underdog Hall of Fame, The Ministry Castle, Humans and Self Righteousness, Kid Fixations, Guys Fixing Things, An Excitement Jolt, Miss Universe, Eulogy vs. Resume, Save the Alien Planet
Quotes:
"You love to see someone who has been dealt a difficult hand of cards to play be treated like royalty"
"No one's listening anymore, but let's pretend they are"
"All humans are self-righteous, not just so-called Christians"
"What planet has dominated the Miss Universe contest for the last 60 years? Earth. The rest of the universe can't hold a candle to us"
"I want my kids to be built up according to their character not their resume."
You Are Welcome, The 16 Things Highly Successful People Do on Monday Morning, Spiritual Losers, When Birds Attack, Needing Validation, God Loves You, Loving Others, Dealing With Anger, Cheese or Font, Praying for People
Quotes:
"You're adding a blanket of humanity to your email and we don't even know what you're talking about"
"People use to actually get SICK with religion"
"Rebellion is like chains. Be done with it. Grow up and run the race"
"Maybe you built your house on the bird's ancestral sqwaking ground"
"God doesn't need you to be famous to use you"
"Do you know your cheeses?"
The Marine and His Bride Picture, Lebron=Brant?, History Segment: The Phone Book, Man Lessons From Jesus, Digital Pants, I Saw the Light, This Week Will Rock Because_______, Jim Gafigan Show, Be Encouraging, Laughing With Sherri
Quotes:
"I want to take man lessons from Jesus"
"Women are attracted to men that are willing to take responsibility"
"If you had your name in the phone book you were a nobody. Special people paid NOT to have their name in the book"
"This show starts strange and gets weirder"
"I don't want digital pants. It's just another thing I have to remember to shut off before a movie or church"
"The big, fake Eiffel tower is calling your name"
Marriage Advice, History Segment: Cassette Tapes, Survival School, Wise Friends, Memorial Day Weekend Grilling, Brant's Sing-a-Long, New Emoticons
Quotes:
"All you need is a sunroof and some puppets"
"You should always have a couple friends that are older and wiser than you."
"You shape your spouse over time"
"What does a croissant emoticon reveal about my state of mind?"
History Lessons: Car Windows, Brant's First Car, Car Colors, The Prodigal Son Story, Sci-Fi Question: Who's Lying?, Persistent Onesimus, God Hasn't Zapped Us Yet, The Voice(mail), Forgiveness and Success, Men Can't Find Stuff, Hiding the Microwave, Marriage Advice
Quotes:
"Since when do I have point to the things I say?"
"It's really tiresome being the older brother in the Prodigal Son story. How about just go join the party."
"You have to be for someone if you expect them to receive what you're saying."
BONUS MATERIAL: Complaint Letters!!!, Americans and Listening, Skype Rules, Introvert/Extrovert, History Segment: Checks, Marriage Advice, Hatred to Friends, Good News, Arguing with Non-Christians, The Voice(Mail), Deal Breaker: Uh-huh, If Jesus Is Who He Said He Is, He Still Loves You
Quotes:
"What are the rules for Skype or Facetime...are we just supposed to lock eyes and not blink?"
"It's easier for people to think well of you when you're an extrovert"
"Maybe the title of our show should be: From Hatred to Friends."
"If the whole world that's been operating under this idea that they have to appease God somehow found out that He's already appeased because of what He's
already done for us"
"Everyone is religious by nature. You worship something. You serve something."
"I would never call grace 'cheap' but it better be free. Cause I got nothin to pay for it."
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