New Facial Hair, Honorary Doctorates, Karaoke Church, NPR Puppet Stealing, Saeed Abedini, "Are You A Christian" Poll, Octagon of Knowledge, Worry, The Podcast and Blues Guitar
Quotes:
"We're giving away Honorary Doctorates on the show today like candy"
"NPR is stealing from us and renaming our puppets"
"When I became a believer I gave my life away. So what can you take from me?"
"Without the music, I'm just a guy in a unitard"
"Who accredits the people that accredit the people that accredit? We don't know."