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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Vaudeville NCAA, Brant's in Charge of the Mixer?, Giga Mac, Believe These 2 Things, Offended By Healing, How to Get Off the Phone;
Quotes:
"God has a way He wants you to live that is the best and most freeing way to live."
"There is literally nothing you can do in the world that will not offend SOMEONE."
"You can't reduce God to a formula. He's relational."
"You'll know it's my FB page because you'll see a 2-legged chihuahua wielding light sabers."
April Fools, Venting Anger, Songs of Advice, Tipping Servers, Save the Alien Planet, Things You're Grateful For That You Never Thought You Would Be, Wisdom From Bev, Protecting Your Peace, Octagon of Biblical Knowledge, Cyborg Beetles, Getting Out of a Conversation, FB Emojis;
Quotes:
"Thank you to the audience for overriding what my producer wants to do with the show."
"Venting your anger doesn't help. It actually makes you madder."
"I wrote a song entitled 'Stop Eating That Garbage.'"
"There is so much hanging in the balance on this program you simply must listen."
Enough About Me, A Song of Advice, Tipping People, Sprintos, #WednesdayWisdom, Grandma Lifting Weights, Faith vs. Emotion, Accordion Stress Melting, Unicorn vs. Rhino, Dessert by the Window, 50 Years of The Brant Hansen Show, Taking Ourselves Seriously;
Quotes:
"If you receive poor service tip MORE. What better way to show grace?"
"I think they should put the eggs and bread in front of the store and let people duke it out over them."
"Following your heart can lead you to destruction."
"There's something poetic about doing something because of commitment not because of feeling."
"When I'm doing this show 50 years from now it will be really good. I would have figured things out by then."
Wanton Marble Playing on College Campuses, Figuring God Out?, The Netflix Countdown, The Work Is Done, Songs of Advice, Lemon Chiffon Cake Day, Ricky Gervais & Christianity, The Wrong EPA, Octagon of Knowledge, No Formula to God, Knowing God, Life Hacks for Cars;
Quotes:
"It's just wanton marble playing all over the campus."
"We are just beginning to scratch the surface of God's goodness."
"Relationships go from face to face to shoulder to shoulder."
"You don't need an emotional response to repent."
"We're not gonna let the Lemon Chiffon industry push us around."
VHS Arrest, Every Other Word Friends, Mr. Hotwing the Goldfish, Pakistan Tragedy and the Persecuted Church, Team Tori, What Not to Say on Your Resume, Movies: Zootopia, Superman vs. Batman, April Fool's Day, Contentment/Relationship, Your Brain and God, Music and Your Emotions, NASA and Grocery Pressure;
Quotes:
"When you're going to the grocery store on behalf of someone else, the pressure is on."
"Blockbuster was like Redbox with people in it."
"It's encouraging to me that it's encouraging to you that I just called you lazy."
"Sin is really isolating."
"That's how ended up with no friends. I forgot."
Brant and Sherri do a long form podcast. Topics include: God's Sense of Humor, Brant and a Reality TV Show, Listening to Listener Complaints and Answering the Question: "Is the Show Scripted?";
Quotes:
"It should have been mirthful in Eden. What made it not mirthful was pride."
"Let's not take the Subway Sandwich Artist thing too seriously."
"If this show was scripted it would be way better."
Brant and Sherri do a long form podcast. Topics include: Should Brant and Sherri Do Talk Radio?, Jesus as a Master Marketer, Why Is There a Prom?, Samson and the Fallacy of Christian Heroes
Quotes:
"You should breathe grace in every day and be instantly amazed."
"Jesus wasn't giving us a ticket to leadership success. He was giving us a ticket to die."
"I want to make sure that my bad prom experience ruins it for everyone else."
"There's stuff that we say that our Mom's don't want."
Prayer at a Drive-Thru, The Lord's Short Prayer, Bad Baby Names, Peter and Jesus, Don't Uncover, Sports & Miming, Bloody Good Friday, Fattest City, Baby Goat Videos, The Honesty Cafe, Home Buying Tips from the Onion, What Good Friday Paid For, Grace: Singing vs. Anger;
Quotes:
"Peter betrayed Jesus and Jesus said 'this is the guy that will start my church."
"People would pay top dollar to see mimes reenacting the Civil War."
"I didn't say I was giving the best advice. It's just advice. I'm just spouting advice."
"What Jesus went through on Calvary is because our sin was so ugly. It was so bloody because of us."
"Not sure mimes playing football in the NFL is the best idea."
"Grace either makes you burst into song or it makes you very angry."
50 Things Keeping You Fat, Struggling with Weight, Palm Sunday Donkey, March Madness, Good Friday Questions, Wheat Thins, Boaty McBoat Face, South by Southwest Invitation, Forgiveness Lifestyle, Sci-Fi Question: Intelligence vs. Being Attractive, You're Welcome Here, Good Friday Guilt, Eating by the Window;
Quotes:
"Somebody's spreading Nutella on Thin Mints and wondering why they're gaining weight."
"In our office brackets I'm number 18 out of 21. That means I'm crushing 3 people like a tin can."
"Good Friday is the answer to the question "How much do I mean to God?"
"Forgiveness is a lifestyle."
"God has a robe to cover your shame and it's beautiful."
Short Prayers, How to be a Catch, Honesty Cafe, "Major" America, I Saw the Light, Not Picking Up on Stuff, Good Friday, Kids and Agendas, The Power of the Bible;
Quotes:
"To make yourself a good catch, guys, you should be a full on clown. Like with the hand buzzer, big floppy shoes, the flower that squirts water. All of it."
"God provided manna for his people. Who am I to turn away from a croissant."
"Seems like Captain America should be Major by now. He's done a lot."
"Good Friday is the answer to sooo many questions."
"Forgiveness is excruciating."
Brackets of Awesomeness, Bible Out of Context, Old/New Hip Words, Hearing Yourself Eat, Jesus: More Than an Example, Self Lacing vs. Velcro, Allowances, March Madness, Making Decisions, Polyphasic Sleep, Accents for Ministry, Jesus as a Marketer;
Quotes:
"Checkmate Kidzzzz."
"It's not about dog resumes."
"If you want to know the context of the entire Bible it's this: Jesus. From Adam and Eve to Revelation it's all about Jesus."
"I need to package my Russian accent in a way that ministers to people."
Old Indiana Jones, St. Patrick's Day, Emotional Decisions, Sci-Fi Question: Eat Any Food vs. Singing, The Bible's Truth, Trivia Night, The Resurrection, The Myth Buster Guys;
Quotes:
"Downton Abbey was not an action film."
"When we're doing the show 50 years from a now I think it'll be better than ever."
"Your Irish Accent is running over a little into Jamaica."
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