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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Welcome to the Show, Small Talk, Brant's Book Release Party, Master's Miniature Golf, I Saw the Light, Forgiveness, The Opposite of Shoplifting, Uniform Social Problems, Day of Awesome, Autism Awareness Month
Quotes:
"I'm a little bit of an acquired taste."
"Welcome to the show that teaches you nothing."
"For the Master's Golf Tournament, why can't they have robotic monkeys that scoop your ball up and throw it back at you?"
"Forgiving someone who trespasses against you is a very narrow way and most people won't choose it."
"My inability forgive shows a gross misunderstanding of what Calvary actually meant"
Brant's Book Release Party, Joke Factory, Forgiveness (The Police Shooting in South Carolina), Unoffendable Book Give-a-way, Stories of Grace, Boxing with Your iPhone, Secrets Extroverts Should Know About Introverts, Colonel Cuddly, Awesom-tism
Quotes:
"Coming up with a joke is not a pleasant process. A salute to you Joke Makers!"
"I don't think the listeners have done a good job. I think they've failed us."
"Anybody named Robin has been stricken from buying my book"
"Maybe forgiving someone is not natural, maybe it's something supernatural God does through you"
Prayer, Brant and Sherri Visit YOU, God Want to be with Us, Joke Factory, Prom-posal, Brant's Disastrous Prom Story, Loving Your Enemies, Hot-Tubbing with C.S. Lewis, The Rock Diet, The Book Launch Party and Uniforms
Quotes:
"The glitter in my hair will be removed"
"You don't have to wait until you're good at prayer to do it"
"When you forgive your enemies you begin to understand exactly how good God has been to us"
"A lot of us want to be known. God knows you and He loves you"
"God's not after our stuff. He wants you. He wants your heart. The other stuff will follow"
"What does a moose and H&R Block have in common?"
You Had ONE Job, Brackets of Awesomeness National Champion, Joke Factory: H&R Block and a Moose, The Christie Brinkley Bird Attack, Social Media Tip from the Bible, Husband Heart Change, The Unoffendable Book Release Problem, Fan Club Up to 1, IKEA Nap, Who God Chooses, Call of Duty Retirement
Quotes:
"I basically need to talk and remember what the phone # is?"
"We don't know what the protocol is for rioting over baby goats"
"God prefers to use the underdog so He gets the credit"
"If you want to be known as a Christian, you need to be known as a person that
brings peace into the room"
"God favors the lowly over the high and mighty"
Remembering Life Events, One-Job Epic Fail, Anger, Armed with a Fact, Think on These Things, Brant's Book Release Party, Saeed Abedini, Venting Anger, Presume
Quotes:
"Remind yourself of what's true. That's what helps with worries. God loves you and He's in control"
"Basically we're skeet shooting my ideas. I send them up and they're shot down immediately"
"It's nothing but Thurston Howell stuff and frankly I'm sick of it"
"I have to presume the best of people's intentions"
Brackets of Awesomeness Final Match-up, Unoffendable Google Hangout Book Release Party, The Monday Song, Asperger, The Unoffendable Frank Kaminsky, When Kids Stare, When Sherri Met Brant, Jesus in the Movies
Quotes:
"I'll be making toast and I'll have a bow time on"
"Death is the enemy and it has been defeated"
"Sherri saw me as a mixture between a swashbuckling archaeologist and a wizard from middle earth"
"It's unlikely that Jesus actually had movie star good looks"
"If you're a follower of Jesus, you've got to want to be around people and people have got to want to be around you"
"As you learn more about Jesus, not the trappings we've put on him culturally, but more about God himself, you're gonna be drawn to him"
"It's striking when you see someone use grace"
Persecution in Kenya, They Know Not...,The Duke Rejection Letter, Priceline Baby, The Thief on the Cross, Brant vs. Brett, Eyebrow Analysis, Bracket of Awesomeness, Uniforms, Being Exposed, The Bloody Cross, The Good Friday Reveal, No Fleek
Quotes:
"The way the guy next to Jesus on the cross was treated is like an atomic bomb to
religion"
"Press 2 to tell Brett his producer is incredible"
"I was Kiboshed"
"We're free to admit that we're messed and embrace what Jesus did for us"
Anger, Bird Fear, Bracket of Awesomeness, Roles of the Show, Latitude, What Guys Like, Singing to God, On Fleek, Coffee to Smoothie, On-line Anger, Retirement, Forgiveness
Quote:
"Jesus gave all He had on the cross and it was to cover us"
"I'm freezing to death but I don't have to forgive you"
"I'm gonna have a good retort to that in minutes"
"It's just one thankful latitude call after another"
"You're helping me to channel my creativity so that things make 'sense'"
Disappointed With the Listeners, April Fools' Day, Who Jesus Picks, Brackets of Awesomeness, Listener Uniforms, Stories of Grace, Bird Fear, The Toast Wedding Reception, Tips For Introverts, The Scandal of Grace, The Rocket Car, Like Brant of FB
Quotes;
"I'll let the listener decided if what you're saying is irrational or not"
"Challenge Brant, love Sherri"
"God favors the humble"
"Grace IS scandalous"
Grace vs. Karma, Thief on the Cross, Bracket of Awesomeness, Brant's on Fire, Clapping Sonogram, Marketing Your Non-Awesome Car, Saeed Abedini, Brant Hansen Early Morning Dance Party, A Tired Mom, Save the Alien Planet, Not Keeping Anger
Quotes:
"My teeth are so clean, I can no longer stand up."
"Grace destroys karma."
"Sherri's heart is filled with hate towards puppets. Is that scriptually ok?"
"Sometimes the most spiritual thing you can do is take a nap."
"They are like what we would call shoulders"
Jesus and Women, The B. Islands Giveaway, Fear of Birds, Anger, What Your Car Does, Nicknames, Street Busking, Stories of Grace, Mourning One Direction
Quotes
"They wouldn't have put Jesus to death if He was just a boring guy go around being nice to people"
"I wouldn't say mocked. I'd say explored with a lighter touch"
"From the bird's perspective who slapped whom is the question"
"Admitting your shortcomings is threatening to people unless they're humble. Then it's freeing"
Phone to Microscope, Feeling Like a Failure, Can't Move On, Nicknames, $180 Million Fight, Bracket of Awesomeness, Feeling Far From God, Survival School, Welcome to the Show, Unoffendable Acknowledgments, Mary Demuth Interview
Quotes:
"You can turn your phone into a microscope"
"Your feelings don't trump the truth"
"This radio show is a disaster"
"Love means sacrifice and usually comes without feelings"
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