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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
ISIS Killings Christians, Producer Sherri's Facial Injury, Big Wedding/Divorce Rate, Valentines For Everyone, Power Ball Frivolity, What NOT To Say To Your Spouse, Dogs Are Awesome, Talking to God, It's an Interactive Goat Map
Quotes:
"I was sleeping and then I hurt my face"
"Go big and go cheap"
"All I wanted was for Randa to say something nice"
"Being married is not God's solution to the love problem"
"We don't think God is threatened by your honesty"
Men/Women and Modesty, Brant and Sherri Cruise, $40 Million Brownstone, Sports Hall of Fail, You're Desired By God, The Parking Space Note (follow-up), Save the Alien Planet, Valentine's Day Spending, Healing Because of God, Saeed Abedini, The Custom Romantic Song
Quotes:
"I have access to the internet to write things on it. So I did"
"Even if I was able to guilt all Christian women to wear leisure suits and crocs we
still live in a society where other women are gonna dress immodestly"
"The puppets are gonna get soggy"
"That's a lot of hipness"
"How do you metaphorically approach someone?"
"The one in charge of the universe wants you. This is the entire arc of the Bible"
McZippy's, What Guys Should Say, Awards Ceremony, Getting Rid of Anger, Producer Sherri's Parking Spot, Fixing Twitter, Cottage Cheese for Dinner, The Pic of Chicken, You're a Hero Not a Fool, Attractive Guy Qualities, Give Up (blog)
Quotes:
"I don't have all the details worked out for McZippy's yet"
"We need to talk about that chip on your shoulder"
"Accordion guys are usually ripped and sensitive. Both/And"
"Anger is going to happen. But the Bible says to get rid of it that day"
"Someone who loses their life in the process of serving people in a dangerous place, you're not a fool you're a hero!"
Honesty, Robot Dogs, Why So Fearful?, Diamond Encrusted Fords, 50 Shades of Grey, Respecting Your Boss, Valentine's Day, If You're New to the Show..., Specialty Cruises
Quotes:
"We invite you to ignore us"
"Get me a Robot Dog and army of them"
"You love people not because they're lovable. You love people because God loves them and you love Him"
"If we had the Brant and Sherri Cruise we'd have robot waiters, stamp collecting, and toast everywhere."
Epic Dating Fails, Thief on the Cross, FB Friends, Having Asperger's, Talking About Jesus, Blaming Robots, 2 Great Questions, The Religious Resume, I'm Just As Bad, Early Valentine's Day
Quotes:
"The thief on the cross gave God what He's always wanted: humility and his heart"
"I'm a fan of arranged marriages. Our current dating model is horrible"
"People who are religious get nervous when we talk about Jesus"
"Don't jump to conclusions. It's not the robot's fault"
Lessons From the Grammy's, Flower Colors and Messages, If I Won a Grammy, Mr. Hustle, The Gift of a Valentine's Day Fact, Bad Reasons to Not be a Believer, Survival School, Religious Violence, Sci-Fi Question Magic Food Day vs. Bad Hair Year
Quotes:
"His love is what we're yearning for that will always last"
"Send a dahlia and an orange rose means your unstable but your very enthusiastic"
"I'm still hustlin'"
"It would be so sad if I DIDN'T do Survival School"
"There are no Muslim hospitals healing Christian children"
"Your hair will be stricken for a year"
Who Is the Guy with Sherri?, Give Us a Chance, There Is a God, Unoffendable, Deal Breaker, Our Podcast, The Shocking Thing in the Bible, Latitude Challenge, We Don't Know It All, Save the Alien Planet, No Executive Function, Paying for the Date
Quotes:
"The guy you have on the air is crazy. I don't know his name, but he's on with Sherri"
"If you're at the hate stage of this show, give it some time"
"If there is no God, I'm not sure what else matters"
"Offense has become the new national past time"
"You intentionally forgot the latitude"
"The most shocking thing in the Bible is that God really wants to be with us"
Bad Tweet, McDonald's Special Sauce, Magna Carta Anniversary, Men Paying For A Date, What Not To Say To A Man, The Gift of a Fact on Valentine's Day, Naghmeh Abedini Birthday, Nagging in a Marriage, Our Father, Who To Trust, Rabbits Everywhere, Pay With Lovin'
Quotes
"I remember you making a dumb joke but I can't see it in your timeline"
"In our grocery budget our the condiment line item amount is not $20,000"
"My family will be having a make your own parchment party"
"Do you realize how revolutionary it is to be able to address God as 'Daddy?'"
Pay With Loving, Mean Spirited Truth, How You Argue, Not Having 'THE" Comeback, National Days, Nationwide Super Bowl Commercial, Men Paying for the Date, Priority Access Brant, Super Bowl Predictions, Confronted By God
Quotes:
"In speaking truth, there's no reason to be mean spirited"
"When arguing with someone find something to apologize for"
"You need to call your mom if you want these fries"
"Elmo has a birthday? Elmo was born?"
"A woman should let a man pay for the check on the date he'll like you more"
"There's a difference between attraction and affection"
The Super Bowl Ad, Helping the Seahawk Fans, Fast and Furious, Men and Women Are Different, Monkeys and the Price is Right, Lecrae in Details Magazine. Are We Dating?, What's Your Latitude, Follow and Block Brant
Quotes:
"Horses don't go out and defend dogs from wolves in the wild."
"We're all pinning for Eden and restoration"
"Would it work if I sat down with the characters from Fast Furious and said, 'what are we still furious about? Something happened to you guys.'"
"How do you function not knowing what latitude you live at?"
"Playing The Price is Right against a group of monkeys may seem like it won't make sense, but it will?"
"God decides what matters and what has value and what doesn't"
Growing Up Spiritually, The Perfect Super Bowl Halftime Show, Super Bowl Predictions, Introverts in Church, Gourmet Food, Food Not Touching, The Dove Dad Commercial, Christians On My Team, Sizing People Up, Survival School, CURE International, Seahawks Enthusiasts, Super Bowl Trivia For People Who Don't Care
Quotes:
"When you get frustrated with some of your childish behavior, that's a good thing"
"I'd like to make a bold Super Bowl prediction: The Green Packers are gonna win"
"I sense my credibility meter going up"
"I'd like to see a giant C.S. Lewis robot head"
"You're not even registering what I'm saying because it's so boring. And that's to my advantage.'
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