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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Changing Diapers and God, Impossibility of Gift Wrapping, Advice Goats, Too Many Kids?, Love God/Love People, Holiday Eating Issues, New to the Show, Impulse Buying, Not Kids in College
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Quotes:
"I wish people didn't experience white hot rage before actually liking this show"
"This whole Christmas thing is incredible news. God still wants us."
"Target knows how to get ya."
"My ideas are always shut down because of germs"
"No other radio show has a team of Advice Goats."
"Why do they make two flavor gum? Just pick one."
"It's literally impossible for a man to wrap gifts."
The Penguin Video, Holiday Conflict, Not a Good Person, Changes in a Guy's Personality, What You Want for Christmas by Your Voice, Righteous Anger, Brant's Favorite Things, Generosity at Trader Joe's, Hawaii Wins, Deserving Brant
Quotes:
"Congratulations Hawaii you win everything"
"The fellas and I work in the streets on manly motors on big motorcycles"
"We all look like Cha Chi"
"God can be trusted with anger. I can't be."
Kindness, Esther vs. LotR, Men What Puppets, Brant Solves Holiday Conflicts, Welcome to the Show, Rules of the Show, Giving Gift Cards, Being Generous, Save the Alien Planet, Not Getting Your Kids Everything
Quotes:
"A lot of people say 'Brant you're crazy.' You're wong."
"Someone giving you a gift card for Christmas is a white flag that the relationship is over."
"All men want puppets for Christmas."
"There are a lot of similarities between the book of Esther and Lord of the Rings."
"Radical Kindness for those who test your patience is counter cultural"
The Unexpected Gift, Rudolph Movie, Frosty the Snowman Movie, Family for Christmas, Kindness, Asperger's and Social Skills, It's A Wonderful Life, Flight Annoyance, Talking on a Flight, The Unsubtle Message of the Christmas Story, I Didn't "Reach" You, Not "Feeling" God, "Get Out" Christmas Song, Dog Gifts
Quotes:
"Nothing says Christmas like "Get Out""
"I implore you to reconsider Frosty the Snowman"
"How can we get Brant into your social skills class?
"The word Kindness describes the willingness to look out for the welfare of those that are taxing your patience."
Topics:
Everyone Is Judgmental, Holiday Conflict, Grace, 1st Year of Marriage, Brant's Sad Christmas Song, The Travel Prayer, Jesus is a Healer, Is It Good News, God's Testing, Survival School. Holiday Safe Place, If Your Life is a Mess, Mary DID Know
Quotes:
"The whole world is judgmental, not just religious people."
"Our reactions to things say a lot more about us than the thing."
"No waffles for anybody because we can't handle it."
"Mary DID know. The angel told her a while ago."
The Christmas Shoves (Not a Typo), Save the Alien Planet, Being Busy, Marvel at the Germs, Brant Solves Holiday Conflict, Movies: Interstellar and Exodus, Not Having It All Figured Out
Quotes:
"Busyness is a sickness"
"You're a lot less busy when you don't have to prove yourself to anybody."
"There are 10 million different microorganisms on the typical keyboard. It's a complex city."
"I know this: Jesus loves me and He loves you. Beyond that, I'll just sit and listen"
Topics:
Gingerbread Coffee, Camping Out at Best Buy, Flying Robot Waiters, Fox News Shredding, God Wants You, The Least That Dogs Can Do, Wolfgang Wombat Song, Holiday Smoothness Tips, Humility, Relationships Are Hard Work, Mr. Squeaky Boots
Producer Sherri's Fave Quotes:
"I'm gonna get ripped to shreds."
"Tis the season to be disgusted."
"God wants us to love Him for Him."
"Wearing fake antlers is the least dogs can do for us."
"You may think He doesn't, but God wants you back."
"I'm Brant, the Squeakyboot guy."
Crackling Fire, Proud vs. Humble, Brant's Dating Tip, God Is Not Safe But He's Good, Kids Growing Up, Brant's Holiday Conflict Resolution, Adjusting Expectations, Control Freak Knock Knock, The Get Out Christmas Song, Unity, Disappearing Laundry
Quotes:
"Hey where's my half mesh shirt?"
"We like to focus on who Jesus actually is"
"The coffee mugs are melting"
"If you want to convince people who need God, it's through unity"
Young Adults Leaving Church, A "December to Remember", Listening to People, Deal Breaker, Not Having To Persuade Everyone, Save the Alien Planet, Scroll on the Plane, Saeed Abedini, Burger King Chicken Fries
Quotes:
"Jesus said if He's lifted up, He'd draw people to Him. It has to be HIM lifted up, not us."
"He left his 13 century Chinese scroll in the back chair pocket on the plane."
"The planet will blow up right in time for Christmas"
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