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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Topics:
Gingerbread Coffee, Camping Out at Best Buy, Flying Robot Waiters, Fox News Shredding, God Wants You, The Least That Dogs Can Do, Wolfgang Wombat Song, Holiday Smoothness Tips, Humility, Relationships Are Hard Work, Mr. Squeaky Boots
Producer Sherri's Fave Quotes:
"I'm gonna get ripped to shreds."
"Tis the season to be disgusted."
"God wants us to love Him for Him."
"Wearing fake antlers is the least dogs can do for us."
"You may think He doesn't, but God wants you back."
"I'm Brant, the Squeakyboot guy."
Crackling Fire, Proud vs. Humble, Brant's Dating Tip, God Is Not Safe But He's Good, Kids Growing Up, Brant's Holiday Conflict Resolution, Adjusting Expectations, Control Freak Knock Knock, The Get Out Christmas Song, Unity, Disappearing Laundry
Quotes:
"Hey where's my half mesh shirt?"
"We like to focus on who Jesus actually is"
"The coffee mugs are melting"
"If you want to convince people who need God, it's through unity"
Young Adults Leaving Church, A "December to Remember", Listening to People, Deal Breaker, Not Having To Persuade Everyone, Save the Alien Planet, Scroll on the Plane, Saeed Abedini, Burger King Chicken Fries
Quotes:
"Jesus said if He's lifted up, He'd draw people to Him. It has to be HIM lifted up, not us."
"He left his 13 century Chinese scroll in the back chair pocket on the plane."
"The planet will blow up right in time for Christmas"
The Church Money Experiment, I Am the Pet Peeve, Jesus Is Relevant, Sword Fight of Knowledge, Thankfulness, Loneliness, Nerd Cred
Quotes:
"With your money think 'How can I have fun and be generous to people in a radical way?'"
"All I've ever wanted is for people to say 'Ok Brant, you win'"
"Expecting your spouse to be everything to you, is way too much to put on one person"
"Jesus understands loneliness."
"Some people are hostile towards the accordion"
Sports Talk, Toughen Up for the Weather, Looking for FB Friends, God's Will, Personal Lowest Sports Moments, God Uses Our Weaknesses, The Holiday Safe Place, Dentist Talk, Gratitude, Talkin' Smack
Quotes:
"I want to be a part of football fellowship"
"We're just as good as the other shows"
"God is always after your heart"
"We'll put a bust up of your head on a pillar"
"You do not want to mess with The Christmas Shoes People"
Searching for the Perfect Parking Spot, Out of the Way Gas Prices, If Jesus Had a Blog, Jesus & Success, Smoothness Tips, Answering the Hard Question, Give Up Makeup?, Dueling Shows, Thanksgiving LotR Ideas, Best Joke Ever, Another Good Joke, Saeed Abedini
Quotes:
"There may be some poison involved, but other than that you should be fine..."
"I want people to see God not us"
"Before we put 90 miles on the car for meatballs, let's just be honest and say we want to go to IKEA."
"In 4 months from now, all your eyebrow hairs will be replaced by new ones."
"That's why it's so deeply hilarious"
Alone Time With God, Social Media & Love, Thanksgiving Day Joke, Franklin Graham, Give Up, Knowing People Through FB, Holiday Safe Place, Grace, Rules, Over-tipping the Waiter/Waitress, You're Welcome Here, Grace...but...
Quotes:
"Pop culture ad social media are all about love, but they can't provide it"
"You railroaded my joke"
"We're sitting on folding chairs in the basement of someone's church"
"You are living as a Medieval King when you're at a restaurant"
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