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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Brackets of Awesomeness, Bible Out of Context, Old/New Hip Words, Hearing Yourself Eat, Jesus: More Than an Example, Self Lacing vs. Velcro, Allowances, March Madness, Making Decisions, Polyphasic Sleep, Accents for Ministry, Jesus as a Marketer;
Quotes:
"Checkmate Kidzzzz."
"It's not about dog resumes."
"If you want to know the context of the entire Bible it's this: Jesus. From Adam and Eve to Revelation it's all about Jesus."
"I need to package my Russian accent in a way that ministers to people."
Old Indiana Jones, St. Patrick's Day, Emotional Decisions, Sci-Fi Question: Eat Any Food vs. Singing, The Bible's Truth, Trivia Night, The Resurrection, The Myth Buster Guys;
Quotes:
"Downton Abbey was not an action film."
"When we're doing the show 50 years from a now I think it'll be better than ever."
"Your Irish Accent is running over a little into Jamaica."
Samson: Heroes of the Faith, Daughters and Pets, Other Centered, Skipping Daylight Saving Time, Forgive and Pursue Truth, Peeps, Problems with Pictures, Grace Is All We Have, Baby Buzzard Distractions, Gwyneth Paltrow's Shocking Smoothie Recipe, Romance and Marriage;
Quotes:
"One thing that helps when you're awkward in society is letting other people talk about themselves."
"Addressing people out of anger doesn't work because anger clouds your judgement."
"Forgive and then pursue the truth."
"When I smile in pictures I look pained?"
Turn the Planes Down, Downton Abbey Ending, The God You Don't Believe In, Being Misunderstood, More Bird News, Identification Through Apps, Mr. Peanut, Don't Make Your Bed, Not Being Fearful, Jesus Rose, Good Housekeeping Anxiety, Where to Start with Jesus;
Quotes:
"Mr. Peanut has gone through a lot of trouble to look good."
"Because Jesus rose from the dead, I don't have to fear anything. Even death is safe for me."
"Downton Abbey became more about humans than World War 1. That's I started not to like it."
"When people encounter a professing Christian that isn't dumb, they don't know what to do with it."
"I would like Hoppy the Kangaroo on Healthy Choice meals. I think it makes it more festive."
Not Adding to God's Rescue Plan, Brothers and the Lottery, Welcome to the Show, Other Intelligent Life, Rowdy Conversations, Mewing vs. Meeting, We Are Forgetful People, Honesty Cafe, Unfair for Birds, Good Guy vs. Bad Guy, National "Be Nasty" Day;
Quotes:
"If you guys are gonna make a big deal about it, then no one gets to win the lottery. You happy?"
"God gives us freedom to walk away from Him. It's tragic when we do."
"So thankful God had a plan to rescue us: Jesus."
"The US Government is towing an alien spaceship on trailer with a tarp over it."
"Birds in this country can't catch a break."
Peyton Manning Retiring, Disappointed with God, Big Things for God, Brant's New Joke, God's Kingdom, Comment Sections on the Internet, The Monday Song, Nancy Reagan, Living W/Grievance, Space Weight Loss;
Quotes:
"If you feel like God has to do everything you tell Him to do, you don't want God. You want a really good assistant."
"God doesn't necessarily want us to be 'Big Time'"
"The comment section of any article on the internet is a good place to avoid."
"If I had to go off into the world armed only with one joke, this would be it."
"Maybe someone can confirm this for us if they have their ear to the ground: is it political season??"
The Owl Restaurants, Happiness Danger, Sheep Dog Litter Record, National Plug In Week, Honesty Cafe, I Care About Your Feelings, Gray Hair Wisdom, Being a Caricature, Sprintos, Loving the People, Snooping in a Guest's Home, Getting Things Done vs. Real Fruit,, Gladiator of Knowledge;
Quotes:
"I'm gonna try this bit again when Sherri's not here."
"Some times I prefer the company of animals and robots to humans."
"Being busy all the time is not the 'fruit of the Spirit".
Contact Lenses, Going Through Something, Leadership, Child-likeness, FB Political Arguments, Save the Alien Planet, Goat News, The Honesty Cafe, Relationships and Grace, GiGa Mansion Update;
Quotes:
"I know I'm tough because every morning I stick bits of plastic in my eyes."
"I can be told something all day but when I experience it...that's when I learn it."
"Midway through your "I set fish stick alarm story" you began getting self conscious, didn't you?"
"It's through giving up hope that you enjoy air travel."
"God picks leaders that no one else would pick - like Moses."
WWJD, Old Cat, Hooves in the Alps Guy, Men and Insecurities, Gladiator of Knowledge, Tractors and Diapers, Grace, Doing Something Dangerous, The Birds in Other Countries, Your Job Is Significant, The New Cracker Barrel Restaurant, College Basketball and Easter, Brant's Leap Day Decision;
Quotes:
"Before you ask WWJD, read and actually see what he did and said."
"Before I become hooves guy in the Alps, please feel free to intervene."
"When I start feeling like a failure, I start thinking of others. It helps immensely."
"God can make anything significant."
"Cracker Barrel is all barrel and no crackers."
The Oscars, Sick and Annoyed, About the Bible..., Chucky Cheese Brawl, The Movie "Risen", The Monday Song, Leap Day Anniversary, Confessing Sins, Sci-Fi Question: 2006 Ford Fusion vs. No Chocolate, Frustrating People;
Quotes:
"I probably had you for a few seconds and then I lost you. It got boring didn't it?"
"Try reading the Bible before you critique it."
"If I was at Chucky Cheese and there was brawl, I'm not sure I would notice."
"If you want to love someone act like you would if you were feeling at usually you'll start feeling it."
Brant the Wedding Singer, Social Role Play, Not Enough Exercise, Mime the News, Words and Lasers, Millennials and Cereal, What's a Successful Day, Clueless Guys, Making Rules, Say Yes to God, Cleaning Yourself Up, The Word "February" Follow-up, Too Many Toys, Roscoe-Tolkien: Call It!, You're Welcome Here;
Quotes:
"I don't put silent letters in your name. Why do it to mine? There is a little emotion here for me."
"She just flat out doesn't like me and he's trying to."
"You are in control of how you impact people with your words. You can encourge or rip them to shreds."
"Clueless guys make great husbands."
"God uses messy people"
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