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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Narcissism vs. Contentment, Slow People and Gratitude, Non-Awesome Super Powers, Depressing Passages in the Bible, Accordion Worship, Whistle and Hum, "I'm Sorry", Survival School
Quotes:
"Anger and gratitude can't coexist"
"My costume is brown to signify burnt toast"
"I need that bomb and its gone. It disappeared"
"Someone go get Super Kim"
"God takes our hurts seriously"
"It's hard to be humiliated when you're already humble"
They Don't Know, The Black/Blue Dress, Brackets of Awesomeness, Feeling in Love With God, HGTV and Redemption, Stories of Grace, Unoffendable Street Team, Moose and Pterodactyls, Expensive Hobbit House, Good Drivers?
Quotes:
"It's incredibly loving to do something when you don't feel it"
"Something in us yearns for restoration and redemption"
"My street team will have matching leather jackets"
"You're not a Hobbit"
"Useth thou the trump card"
Fast & Furious & the Wiener Mobile, Taking Your Spiritual Temperature, Protesting Leonard Nimoy's Funeral, Brant the Nutrition Consultant, Brackets of Awesome, Your Spiritual Resume, Tell the Rest of the Story, I Can't Live Without _____________, The Richest Woman in the World, Save the Alien Planet
Quotes:
"We just give the audience what they didn't even know they wanted"
"I would pay to see the Fast and Furious if the Wiener Mobile was in it"
"You don't have to take your spiritual temperature all the time"
"They're scared of my wrath, if they steal my ideas"
"I'm your go to guy for 'NO'"
A Religious Map of the US, Survival School, Rabid Hummingbirds, The Best Birthday Party Ever, The Persecuted Church, Do Advertisements Work?, Unoffendable, Note on a Plate, At the End of Yourself
Quotes:
"The reason you criticize it is the reason why I am a believer"
"108 and 105 and still holding hands"
"Religious cleansing in this world is a huge issue"
"I had a razor focus on Mop N' Glo.
"I'm amazed at the number of people that think they can forgive someone and be angry at them simultaneously"
"You're really double dipping on the self-righteousness there"
Polar Bear Day, Stories of Grace, The Edible Coffee Cup, The Infant Rap Demo, The "Weakness" Interview Question, Gerbils and the Plague, Lamenting Prayer, The LED Traffic Sign, Polly For Office, Refrigerator Door Friend Test, #capesafety, 6-Year Old Birthday Party
Quotes:
"Don't even THINK of polar bears today"
"The gerbils may be unrepentant"
"I am nailing the 9-12 month rap demo"
"#capesafety"
"God wants you instead of a show. He wants your heart instead of a mannequin."
Sci-Fi Question: Instant Cleaning vs. No Radio, Give Jesus a Chance, Stories of Grace, The Best News, Leadership Tip, Bats at the Hansen's, The Great Printer Toner Question, The Unoffendable Gift, The Pressures on Women, If Jesus Had a Blog, Please Invite Brant...
Quotes:
"Rules don't change people. Grace does."
"Hanging out in some church cultures you get a caricature of Jesus that isn't appealing"
"We've elected you queen of the earth"
"Start throwing people's phones in the toilet and watch respect for you shoot
through the roof"
"It's hard to punch someone on the shoulder when your sitting around talking about C.S. Lewis
How God's Love Works, Brant and the Robot Army, Mr. Tangles, Stories of Grace, Pray for the Persecuted, Jesus Says Something Different, Survival School, The Way Doctor Dresses, Bad Driver Sign
Quotes:
"God gave everything for me before I could do anything for Him"
"You're broken. I know it. I'm gonna love you anyway."
"Kids, you've got to paint the picture for people"
"You've hurt the aliens' feelings by beating them with sticks"
The New Wave of Fashion, Awkward Jog of Gratitude, Understanding the Oscars, Men and Anger, Men Crying, The "Other" Facebook Inbox, Sci-Fi Question: Losing 10 lbs vs. World Class Accordion Player, Everyone Preaches, House Church
Quotes:
"If I dress like a pirate or a medieval peasant, that won't affect the show"
"I need a producer that let's me be me"
"Anger isn't manly"
"You can make a million dollars as a world class accordion player"
"Let's all humble our heart before God and then see what he does with us"
The Wedding UN-vitation, The Oscars Swag Bag, Coffee in a Bowl, A Social Media Tip, Ordinary Stuff, Sky Diving, Prayer, Save the Alien Planet, Self-Imposed Goals
Quotes:
"Humility is a really good way to go sometimes"
"The spa is like a library. I didn't know"
"The Oscars are the awards for the best people acting like other people"
"You had a problem with me putting my bowl of coffee on the floor and lapping it up like a cat"
"Maybe you being radical means you live and walk in forgiveness"
Political Differences In Church, The Show That Has the Baby Bears, Best Restaurants, Alex Rodriguez Profile, Brant and Sherri Cruise, Attractive Qualities In A Man, Jesus Is Relevant, Brant's Kale Cookies
Quotes:
"Your feelings follow your actions not the other way around"
"Jesus is relevant. As far as the curse is found, He undoes it."
"We can be known as the show that rescues the baby bears"
"If you guys aren't gonna take the puppets seriously, then forget the whole thing"
"The problem with having our own cruise is we can't afford to go on it"
Comfort Food Revisited, Valentine For Life, Growing Up Christian, Paring Down, Praying, Welcome to the Show, Fear of Birds, Atheist Regimes, $120 thousand 1 Bedroom Apartment, Traffic and Forgiveness, Easiest Job, Look At Jesus
Quotes:
"A lot of people report they've experienced nausea and anger after the show"
"Humans are broken and Jesus is the only one who does something about it"
"Have you ever seen a peacock or peahen wreaking havoc or attacking anyone?"
"Traffic is forgiveness practice"
"He's very heavily starched this evening"
On-Line Church, Easiest Job, Astronaut HOF, Cohabitation, Burger King Pies, Celebrity Is Not the Answer, Awesome Mind Reading Trick, Humans Waiting On You, The Westminster Dog Show, Trash At Berkeley
Quotes:
"Facebook makes it hard for people to really know you inside and out"
"The Sun Glass Place: home of the cleanest sunglasses on earth"
"Things will be miserable if you go through life trying to teach strangers 'a lesson'"
"The number 5 usually corresponds to rabbit in people's mind"
"I try things out on people and it always works until it's on the air and then it falls apart"
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