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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Mother's Day Spending, Followers on ETSY, Speaker Phone in Public, The Relationship That Lasts Forever, I Saw the Light, What to Say to Your Wife, Not Doing Enough For God, Day of Awesome, The News and Anxiety
Quotes:
"You're not guaranteed a mate. God only guarantees you Himself for eternity."
"If we continue to strive for God's approval when we already have it, it actually becomes sort of a neurotic thing."
"Why do all conversational roads have to lead back to my burgundy pants?"
Forgiving Someone When They Haven't Apologized, The Hokey Pokey Injury, McDonald's and Kale, FB Marriages via Brant, Cursing, The Dirty Beard Statistics, CURE International, The Monkey Bar Injury, Introverts on the Phone, Sci-Fi Question: Bid Dumb Heads, Welcome to the Show
Quotes:
"Sherri torpedoed the romance"
"We forgive based on who God is and what He has done for us...not because someone has or hasn't apologized"
"Stop talking about our beards"
"It's amazing but God gives us the opportunity to turn towards him or away from Him"
"You have to let anger go. The process of doing that is different for all of us"
Epic Phone Battle, Other Ladies, Save the Alien Planet, Mother's Day Spending, When You Don't Like Someone..., World Class Accordion Player, Cure International, Brant's Son, Awkward Jog of Gratitude
Quotes:
"You can't say what type of phone you like. Android or iPhone. Once you say one or the other...people take up camps. Banners flying. Oaths taken to avenge."
"Brant's slow jam is impactful in it's bizarreness"
"I tried to be like Barry White, but I ended up sounding like Kevin Spacey, then I
swerved into Froghorn Leghorn, and ended it with Colonel Sanders."
"We tried to make up for the deficits we have in professionalism with epicness"
"Separate what people are doing from who they are. It will help you be FOR that person and pray for that person"
CURE International, The Advice Goats, Church Sports League Anger, Asperger's and Knowing Jesus, God Mad Us All Differently, Finding Things With Tags, Cancel the Prom...ALL Proms, National Beverage Day, Octagon of Knowledge, Do You REALLY Want To Be Known?
Quotes:
"We are the only program with Advice Goats. Until people start stealing them"
"God uses people on the margins that don't fit the mainstream"
"Will we allow God to change us? That's the question for all of us whether you have your hands raised or not"
"The National Beverage Association can kinda play me cause I need coffee. But I'm not getting played all the way."
"Just one everlasting love can really make a pretty big difference."
The Royal Baby Team, Simplicity, I Thought You Were White..., Movies You Don't Get, Cure: Send a Kid a Note, A Social Media Tip on Anger, The Awkward Jog of Gratitude...UP STAIRS, It's Not About Sin Control, When God Changes Your Heart, Saeed Abedini
Quotes:
"Why can't people, when they think of me, picture Will Smith"
"Prepare yourself for something mildly funny on this show"
"Suddenly I'm running...I didn't want to, but I am...and it's out of gratitude"
"Be open to the fact that God may change what you want"
The Big Fight, Nutri-Bullet Following Brant, The Avengers, I Saw the Light, Think On These Things, Pray For Your Enemies, Survival School, Prayer, Big Bird Fear, Day of Awesome, God Still Wants Us
Quotes:
"I wanted to know under what circumstances Brant' face would be pummeled with his permission."
"We don't know a person's heart. I don't even know my own heart."
"If humility forces you into God's arms, that's wonderful!"
"I'm trying to be a man of the people and not a weirdo for once"
Baltimore Riots and the Social Media, The Unoffendable Hall of Fame, Social Suaveness Tip, Gossip, Non-Awesome Super Powers, How God Feels Love, Colonel Cuddly, Saeed Abedini, D.L. Hughely Son with Asperger's
Quotes:
"You don't have to 'take' offense. You can choose not to"
"Something supernatural happens when you realize you've been given unmerited favor that you don't deserve: Grace"
"I have a subtle suaveness"
"When I gossip, I'm uncovering someone instead of covering them the way Jesus did with me."
Chronic Lateness Disease, Throw Rugs, Prayer, Saeed Abedini Birthday, Brant: Rule Breaker, Pocket Shark, Beat at UNO, My Mom Hates Your Show, Can We Hear From Brant's Wife?, The Holocaust Victim and Anger, Stories of Grace
Quotes:
"I applaud research studies that affirm what I already think."
"I need to be spending time of solitary un-busyness with God."
"Kids if you're planning to rob a bank today, don't."
"Sherri seems to have a criminal mind. That's really weird."
Taking Criticism, Earth Day, Unoffendable Testimonials, Driver-less Car, Fictional Character Draft, Sci-Fi Question: The Opposite Political Party Car Wrap, Trusting God, More Bird News, Morning People Science, Boycott the Delicious Stuff
Quotes:
"Safety through incompetence is my creed"
"The wise person listens to counsel, the fool blows it off"
"I like belonging to something that can love me"
"I would draft Old Yeller to my team. The rabid version"
"Ignore Sherri during this nature moment"
Deal Breaker: Uncle Sam All the Time, Toast-ception, To Hydrate or Not, Ways to Say I Love You, Brant=Uncle Jesse, Our Most Compelling Need, Processing Anger, Makin Friends, The Unoffendable Hall of Fame, A Bird Passes Out
Quotes:
"If you're looking for actual acceptance that matters, God is the only one that is ever constant"
"Where did you get the rule that you're entitled to anger? It's not in the Bible."
"I haven't even had enough coffee to tell you off"
"Stephen's dog is going in the Unoffendable Hall of Fame"
"We may start a new feature called 'Bird News'"
Brant Starts a Conversation, God's Love, Doing the Right Thing for The Wrong
Reason, Drafting Fictional Characters, Save the Alien Planet, Banning the Prom, The Unoffendable Discussion
Quotes:
"I'm turning this into a Russian piece of some sort. I didn't mean to."
"God's love is different than any other love we've known. It expects nothing in return."
"Jesus cares deeply about our motives"
"Thank you science for vindicating this program"
"Larry the Cucumber is going to make a better life for him and his family"
Brant's Army, Being Unoffendable, Day of Awesome, The Podcast, Prayer, I Saw the Light, The Persecuted Church, No Thank You, Tebow to the Eagles
Quotes:
"I will issue edicts and decrees and you keep them. Then everything is cool"
"Humans like to be self-righteous. It's universal."
"I am almost a real professional radio host. I'm getting so close. It's inspiring"
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