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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Kelly/Brant Then Sherri, History Segment: TV Guide, The Brant
Hansen Show Joke Spa, National Admin Day, Honesty Cafe, NFL
Drafting Friends, Believing vs. Trusting, Sci-Fi Question, Working
With People You Don't Like, The Bible Is Not a Fairy Tale, A Selfie
at Abe Lincoln's Grave, The Wombat Cuddler Job Update, Cleaning Up
Your Kids;
Quotes:
"We live in a time where everyone thinks they're really,
really smart."
"Stay in your car for 3 weeks and listen to our show."
"God is a loving Father that actually wants you!"
"God uses difficult people to refine our character. Sometimes
that's the only way it's going to happen."
Social Tip, Smartest Man In Universe, The Prodigal Son, The
7-Hour Movie Trailer, I Saw the Light, Inconvenient Love, Visiting
Listeners, Attention Surplus Disorder, At the End of Your Rope,
Tax Season;
Quotes:
"It's obvious someone is in charge, we just don't want to
humble ourselves."
"This is the time of year when you may have to interact with
other humans."
"You may have picked up from Sherri an undertone of
doubt."
"If I went to a movie that was over 700 hours long, I would be
tempted to smuggle snacks in."
Heroic Faith, Daily Faithfulness, Jars of Kobe Air, The Storks: Clepetan and Melena, Life on Your Own Terms, Kamikaze, Karaoke, Joke Spa, Sympathy Hotline, Shopping for a Religion, Save the Alien Planet, Faithful Over the Little Things, Welcome Misfits, Cut Yourself Some Slack;
Quotes:
"This isn't a jar of air from the Lakers game. This is OKC Thunder air."
"Get off of Clepetan the Stork's case."
"Success is living on His terms not mine."
"The humor contained in that joke will cause you to relax."
"If you're shopping for a religion that makes you feel good, Christianity is not a good option."
Joke Spa, Struggling to Believe All You Can Eat Fries, Sci-Fi Question: Laundry Robot, Abe Lincoln Chin Straps Revisited, Honesty Cafe, Laundry and Faithfulness, When Kids Are Wayward, Proms for Other People;
Quotes:
"God comes to us and he heals, not lectures. How wonderful is that?"
"God is asking for faithfulness. That is heroic."
"I'm gonna put hot rocks on your face to relax you."
The Joke Spa, God is a Healer, Black Coffee and Psychopaths, The Job of a Wombat Cuddler, Honesty Cafe, Love Your Enemies, "I See Where You're Coming From", PBS Stealing from The Brant Hansen Show, Paid to be Cool;
Quotes:
"God is a healer and healing makes all the difference in the world."
"So you not drinking coffee gives you all the anecdotal evidence you need to declare those who drink coffee black may be psychopaths."
"I don't know what kind of fear based world you live in where you think kangaroos are beating humans down."
"PBS continues to steal things from our show."
Women Sizing Each Other Up, Miming the News, Social Tips from Brant, Politicians/Dads, A Gentle Word, Save the Alien Planet, National Tattoo Day, Honesty Cafe, Does Everyone Go to Heaven?, $218 Trillion Phone Bill;
Quotes:
"When I see candidates on campaign posters with their kids I want to vote against them so they can have more time with their kids."
"That was a very physical mime. My makeup is a mess and I have to put my beret back on."
"Gentleness is an effective way to help change people's minds."
"Blowing up the planet is so much more dramatic for everyone, Sherri."
"When the Department of Zig says zig, I zag."
"I'd like to get a tattoo of an owl with glasses across my whole back."
Friends on the Radio, Rolling Stories, Feeling Spiritual, Accordion Scales, Spiritual People, Brant and Tap Dance, Child-likeness, Addicted to Attention, Too Attractive, Jokes and Productivity, Rage Yoga, Dealing with Anger;
Quotes:
"If you're not feeling spiritual, God still loves you. How about that?"
"The joke falls flat when someone says 'you're not suppose to squeeze the piano.'"
"Girls didn't seem to like that I played the flute and took tap dance lessons."
"There's a child-likeness that comes with seeking God that makes you a ball!"
Dealing with Anger, Bible Experts, Songs of Advice, Save the Alien Planet, # of Words in an Email, The Honesty Survey, The Underdog Awards, The Ironic Anger Tweet, The California Walnut Commission, The Honesty Cafe, Do I Need to Go to Church?;
Quotes:
"Some situations you have to go into forgiving in advance."
"Forgiveness doesn't mean trust."
"We don't need to keep hearing about this grandma that dead lifts hundreds of
pounds. Enough already."
"If you have the gift of the discouragement, prayerfully consider if you really want to call us."
Lasers to Hide Earth, Honesty Cafe, Domino's Fast Pizza, The Problem with Peace Activists, 999 Mega Bytes Band, Sci-Fi Question: Looking Great vs. $500 to a Charity, Rejecting the Real Jesus, Kamikaze Karaoke, Brant Talking to Doctors, Praying for Annoying People, Getting Off the Phone;
Jesus & Religion, Religious Discussions, Award Ceremonies, Kamakazee Karaoke, Accordion Players and the Pope, Sports News Segment, Thank God for Autism, Cursive as a Secret Language, Songs of Advice, Protecting Our Self-Righteousness, Honesty Cafe, Calendar Issues for Women, Prayer;
Quotes:
"As a believer in Jesus, be the person known for speaking healing and building people up."
"It's our fallen human nature that makes us want to protect our self-righteousness."
Vaudeville NCAA, Brant's in Charge of the Mixer?, Giga Mac, Believe These 2 Things, Offended By Healing, How to Get Off the Phone;
Quotes:
"God has a way He wants you to live that is the best and most freeing way to live."
"There is literally nothing you can do in the world that will not offend SOMEONE."
"You can't reduce God to a formula. He's relational."
"You'll know it's my FB page because you'll see a 2-legged chihuahua wielding light sabers."
