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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Turn the Planes Down, Downton Abbey Ending, The God You Don't Believe In, Being Misunderstood, More Bird News, Identification Through Apps, Mr. Peanut, Don't Make Your Bed, Not Being Fearful, Jesus Rose, Good Housekeeping Anxiety, Where to Start with Jesus;
Quotes:
"Mr. Peanut has gone through a lot of trouble to look good."
"Because Jesus rose from the dead, I don't have to fear anything. Even death is safe for me."
"Downton Abbey became more about humans than World War 1. That's I started not to like it."
"When people encounter a professing Christian that isn't dumb, they don't know what to do with it."
"I would like Hoppy the Kangaroo on Healthy Choice meals. I think it makes it more festive."
Not Adding to God's Rescue Plan, Brothers and the Lottery, Welcome to the Show, Other Intelligent Life, Rowdy Conversations, Mewing vs. Meeting, We Are Forgetful People, Honesty Cafe, Unfair for Birds, Good Guy vs. Bad Guy, National "Be Nasty" Day;
Quotes:
"If you guys are gonna make a big deal about it, then no one gets to win the lottery. You happy?"
"God gives us freedom to walk away from Him. It's tragic when we do."
"So thankful God had a plan to rescue us: Jesus."
"The US Government is towing an alien spaceship on trailer with a tarp over it."
"Birds in this country can't catch a break."
Peyton Manning Retiring, Disappointed with God, Big Things for God, Brant's New Joke, God's Kingdom, Comment Sections on the Internet, The Monday Song, Nancy Reagan, Living W/Grievance, Space Weight Loss;
Quotes:
"If you feel like God has to do everything you tell Him to do, you don't want God. You want a really good assistant."
"God doesn't necessarily want us to be 'Big Time'"
"The comment section of any article on the internet is a good place to avoid."
"If I had to go off into the world armed only with one joke, this would be it."
"Maybe someone can confirm this for us if they have their ear to the ground: is it political season??"
The Owl Restaurants, Happiness Danger, Sheep Dog Litter Record, National Plug In Week, Honesty Cafe, I Care About Your Feelings, Gray Hair Wisdom, Being a Caricature, Sprintos, Loving the People, Snooping in a Guest's Home, Getting Things Done vs. Real Fruit,, Gladiator of Knowledge;
Quotes:
"I'm gonna try this bit again when Sherri's not here."
"Some times I prefer the company of animals and robots to humans."
"Being busy all the time is not the 'fruit of the Spirit".
Contact Lenses, Going Through Something, Leadership, Child-likeness, FB Political Arguments, Save the Alien Planet, Goat News, The Honesty Cafe, Relationships and Grace, GiGa Mansion Update;
Quotes:
"I know I'm tough because every morning I stick bits of plastic in my eyes."
"I can be told something all day but when I experience it...that's when I learn it."
"Midway through your "I set fish stick alarm story" you began getting self conscious, didn't you?"
"It's through giving up hope that you enjoy air travel."
"God picks leaders that no one else would pick - like Moses."
WWJD, Old Cat, Hooves in the Alps Guy, Men and Insecurities, Gladiator of Knowledge, Tractors and Diapers, Grace, Doing Something Dangerous, The Birds in Other Countries, Your Job Is Significant, The New Cracker Barrel Restaurant, College Basketball and Easter, Brant's Leap Day Decision;
Quotes:
"Before you ask WWJD, read and actually see what he did and said."
"Before I become hooves guy in the Alps, please feel free to intervene."
"When I start feeling like a failure, I start thinking of others. It helps immensely."
"God can make anything significant."
"Cracker Barrel is all barrel and no crackers."
The Oscars, Sick and Annoyed, About the Bible..., Chucky Cheese Brawl, The Movie "Risen", The Monday Song, Leap Day Anniversary, Confessing Sins, Sci-Fi Question: 2006 Ford Fusion vs. No Chocolate, Frustrating People;
Quotes:
"I probably had you for a few seconds and then I lost you. It got boring didn't it?"
"Try reading the Bible before you critique it."
"If I was at Chucky Cheese and there was brawl, I'm not sure I would notice."
"If you want to love someone act like you would if you were feeling at usually you'll start feeling it."
Brant the Wedding Singer, Social Role Play, Not Enough Exercise, Mime the News, Words and Lasers, Millennials and Cereal, What's a Successful Day, Clueless Guys, Making Rules, Say Yes to God, Cleaning Yourself Up, The Word "February" Follow-up, Too Many Toys, Roscoe-Tolkien: Call It!, You're Welcome Here;
Quotes:
"I don't put silent letters in your name. Why do it to mine? There is a little emotion here for me."
"She just flat out doesn't like me and he's trying to."
"You are in control of how you impact people with your words. You can encourge or rip them to shreds."
"Clueless guys make great husbands."
"God uses messy people"
New FB Options, FB and Anger, Brant Called Out!, Safari's Grocery Outlet, Friend of Sinners, The FB Singles' Mixer, They're Just Like Us, Dentistry on Fleek, Jesus Sets Us Free, Interesting Topics @ the Dentist, FB Freak Out, Not Hopeless;
Quotes:
"Letting things go and letting go of anger is still a scandal."'
"One day we're gonna be big pundits about something."
"I wasn't angry...I was shocked and saddened."
"I love that serving Jesus doesn't mean I won't be sad. It does mean that I'm never hopeless."
Relating to God, National Toast Day, Chewing Gum for the Dentist, Helping People to Mature, Airbus Bench, How You Met Your Spouse, Scandalized by Grace;
Quotes:
"If I'm gonna run for president, I gotta get in on some of these primaries"
"Unless you've been scandalized by grace you haven't understood it yet."
"Sherri has not exempted herself from liability in this."
"I participated in National Toast Day by accident"
"Instead of being upset when someone says something immature, why not come along side them and help them grow?"
Being an Astronaut, Brant Hansen for President, When Jesus Happens, Honesty Cafe, How Your Car Feels, You're Welcome Here, Being Silly, Kids/Tantrums/Target, Hipsters and Authority, Dealing with Asperger's (it gets better) Emotionally Relating to God, Be Humble Week, Destroying Stuff;
Quotes
"Dr. Neil Clark Warren seems like an affable guy."
"Astronauts report hearing creepy out of space music from the moon."
"Intelligence is one thing but 'wisdom' is what we need."
"We believe heaven will include a lot of laughter and we're not waiting."
"It just so happens that kids' display their worst behavior at Target."
