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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Joke Spa, Struggling to Believe All You Can Eat Fries, Sci-Fi Question: Laundry Robot, Abe Lincoln Chin Straps Revisited, Honesty Cafe, Laundry and Faithfulness, When Kids Are Wayward, Proms for Other People;
Quotes:
"God comes to us and he heals, not lectures. How wonderful is that?"
"God is asking for faithfulness. That is heroic."
"I'm gonna put hot rocks on your face to relax you."
The Joke Spa, God is a Healer, Black Coffee and Psychopaths, The Job of a Wombat Cuddler, Honesty Cafe, Love Your Enemies, "I See Where You're Coming From", PBS Stealing from The Brant Hansen Show, Paid to be Cool;
Quotes:
"God is a healer and healing makes all the difference in the world."
"So you not drinking coffee gives you all the anecdotal evidence you need to declare those who drink coffee black may be psychopaths."
"I don't know what kind of fear based world you live in where you think kangaroos are beating humans down."
"PBS continues to steal things from our show."
Women Sizing Each Other Up, Miming the News, Social Tips from Brant, Politicians/Dads, A Gentle Word, Save the Alien Planet, National Tattoo Day, Honesty Cafe, Does Everyone Go to Heaven?, $218 Trillion Phone Bill;
Quotes:
"When I see candidates on campaign posters with their kids I want to vote against them so they can have more time with their kids."
"That was a very physical mime. My makeup is a mess and I have to put my beret back on."
"Gentleness is an effective way to help change people's minds."
"Blowing up the planet is so much more dramatic for everyone, Sherri."
"When the Department of Zig says zig, I zag."
"I'd like to get a tattoo of an owl with glasses across my whole back."
Friends on the Radio, Rolling Stories, Feeling Spiritual, Accordion Scales, Spiritual People, Brant and Tap Dance, Child-likeness, Addicted to Attention, Too Attractive, Jokes and Productivity, Rage Yoga, Dealing with Anger;
Quotes:
"If you're not feeling spiritual, God still loves you. How about that?"
"The joke falls flat when someone says 'you're not suppose to squeeze the piano.'"
"Girls didn't seem to like that I played the flute and took tap dance lessons."
"There's a child-likeness that comes with seeking God that makes you a ball!"
Dealing with Anger, Bible Experts, Songs of Advice, Save the Alien Planet, # of Words in an Email, The Honesty Survey, The Underdog Awards, The Ironic Anger Tweet, The California Walnut Commission, The Honesty Cafe, Do I Need to Go to Church?;
Quotes:
"Some situations you have to go into forgiving in advance."
"Forgiveness doesn't mean trust."
"We don't need to keep hearing about this grandma that dead lifts hundreds of
pounds. Enough already."
"If you have the gift of the discouragement, prayerfully consider if you really want to call us."
Lasers to Hide Earth, Honesty Cafe, Domino's Fast Pizza, The Problem with Peace Activists, 999 Mega Bytes Band, Sci-Fi Question: Looking Great vs. $500 to a Charity, Rejecting the Real Jesus, Kamikaze Karaoke, Brant Talking to Doctors, Praying for Annoying People, Getting Off the Phone;
Jesus & Religion, Religious Discussions, Award Ceremonies, Kamakazee Karaoke, Accordion Players and the Pope, Sports News Segment, Thank God for Autism, Cursive as a Secret Language, Songs of Advice, Protecting Our Self-Righteousness, Honesty Cafe, Calendar Issues for Women, Prayer;
Quotes:
"As a believer in Jesus, be the person known for speaking healing and building people up."
"It's our fallen human nature that makes us want to protect our self-righteousness."
Vaudeville NCAA, Brant's in Charge of the Mixer?, Giga Mac, Believe These 2 Things, Offended By Healing, How to Get Off the Phone;
Quotes:
"God has a way He wants you to live that is the best and most freeing way to live."
"There is literally nothing you can do in the world that will not offend SOMEONE."
"You can't reduce God to a formula. He's relational."
"You'll know it's my FB page because you'll see a 2-legged chihuahua wielding light sabers."
April Fools, Venting Anger, Songs of Advice, Tipping Servers, Save the Alien Planet, Things You're Grateful For That You Never Thought You Would Be, Wisdom From Bev, Protecting Your Peace, Octagon of Biblical Knowledge, Cyborg Beetles, Getting Out of a Conversation, FB Emojis;
Quotes:
"Thank you to the audience for overriding what my producer wants to do with the show."
"Venting your anger doesn't help. It actually makes you madder."
"I wrote a song entitled 'Stop Eating That Garbage.'"
"There is so much hanging in the balance on this program you simply must listen."
Enough About Me, A Song of Advice, Tipping People, Sprintos, #WednesdayWisdom, Grandma Lifting Weights, Faith vs. Emotion, Accordion Stress Melting, Unicorn vs. Rhino, Dessert by the Window, 50 Years of The Brant Hansen Show, Taking Ourselves Seriously;
Quotes:
"If you receive poor service tip MORE. What better way to show grace?"
"I think they should put the eggs and bread in front of the store and let people duke it out over them."
"Following your heart can lead you to destruction."
"There's something poetic about doing something because of commitment not because of feeling."
"When I'm doing this show 50 years from now it will be really good. I would have figured things out by then."
Wanton Marble Playing on College Campuses, Figuring God Out?, The Netflix Countdown, The Work Is Done, Songs of Advice, Lemon Chiffon Cake Day, Ricky Gervais & Christianity, The Wrong EPA, Octagon of Knowledge, No Formula to God, Knowing God, Life Hacks for Cars;
Quotes:
"It's just wanton marble playing all over the campus."
"We are just beginning to scratch the surface of God's goodness."
"Relationships go from face to face to shoulder to shoulder."
"You don't need an emotional response to repent."
"We're not gonna let the Lemon Chiffon industry push us around."
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