History Segment: I Called It, Computer Simulation vs. God, Baby Donkey in a Hammock, Emotionless at Church, Father's Day, Breaking Animal News, Knowing the Bible, Save the Alien Planet, Associated with Jesus, Deal Breaker: A House Broken Bison, Couples That Gain Weight Together, Suaveness Tips;
Quotes:
"I'm the host of the show because I called it. The rest is history."
"I think that everybody deep down believes there is a God."
"A smiling baby donkey in hammock helps reduce stress."
"God's not looking for emotions He's looking for faithfulness."