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Brant Hansen is from small-town Illinois, and is a self-professed nerd, diagnosed with Asperger's as an adult. He's a fan of C.S. Lewis and toast. "Producer Sherri", also a radio veteran, is from Pittsburgh, has one of the world's great laughs, and demonstrates incredible patience with Brant. Both are believers in Jesus, but have difficulty fitting in with modern American church culture. Together they have a daily radio show that is syndicated across the country, with segments ranging from the latest animal news, to interactions with listeners, to discussions about how messy life can be, and how good God is.
Brant and Sherri do a long form podcast. Topics include: God's Sense of Humor, Brant and a Reality TV Show, Listening to Listener Complaints and Answering the Question: "Is the Show Scripted?";
Quotes:
"It should have been mirthful in Eden. What made it not mirthful was pride."
"Let's not take the Subway Sandwich Artist thing too seriously."
"If this show was scripted it would be way better."
Brant and Sherri do a long form podcast. Topics include: Should Brant and Sherri Do Talk Radio?, Jesus as a Master Marketer, Why Is There a Prom?, Samson and the Fallacy of Christian Heroes
Quotes:
"You should breathe grace in every day and be instantly amazed."
"Jesus wasn't giving us a ticket to leadership success. He was giving us a ticket to die."
"I want to make sure that my bad prom experience ruins it for everyone else."
"There's stuff that we say that our Mom's don't want."
Prayer at a Drive-Thru, The Lord's Short Prayer, Bad Baby Names, Peter and Jesus, Don't Uncover, Sports & Miming, Bloody Good Friday, Fattest City, Baby Goat Videos, The Honesty Cafe, Home Buying Tips from the Onion, What Good Friday Paid For, Grace: Singing vs. Anger;
Quotes:
"Peter betrayed Jesus and Jesus said 'this is the guy that will start my church."
"People would pay top dollar to see mimes reenacting the Civil War."
"I didn't say I was giving the best advice. It's just advice. I'm just spouting advice."
"What Jesus went through on Calvary is because our sin was so ugly. It was so bloody because of us."
"Not sure mimes playing football in the NFL is the best idea."
"Grace either makes you burst into song or it makes you very angry."
50 Things Keeping You Fat, Struggling with Weight, Palm Sunday Donkey, March Madness, Good Friday Questions, Wheat Thins, Boaty McBoat Face, South by Southwest Invitation, Forgiveness Lifestyle, Sci-Fi Question: Intelligence vs. Being Attractive, You're Welcome Here, Good Friday Guilt, Eating by the Window;
Quotes:
"Somebody's spreading Nutella on Thin Mints and wondering why they're gaining weight."
"In our office brackets I'm number 18 out of 21. That means I'm crushing 3 people like a tin can."
"Good Friday is the answer to the question "How much do I mean to God?"
"Forgiveness is a lifestyle."
"God has a robe to cover your shame and it's beautiful."
Short Prayers, How to be a Catch, Honesty Cafe, "Major" America, I Saw the Light, Not Picking Up on Stuff, Good Friday, Kids and Agendas, The Power of the Bible;
Quotes:
"To make yourself a good catch, guys, you should be a full on clown. Like with the hand buzzer, big floppy shoes, the flower that squirts water. All of it."
"God provided manna for his people. Who am I to turn away from a croissant."
"Seems like Captain America should be Major by now. He's done a lot."
"Good Friday is the answer to sooo many questions."
"Forgiveness is excruciating."
Brackets of Awesomeness, Bible Out of Context, Old/New Hip Words, Hearing Yourself Eat, Jesus: More Than an Example, Self Lacing vs. Velcro, Allowances, March Madness, Making Decisions, Polyphasic Sleep, Accents for Ministry, Jesus as a Marketer;
Quotes:
"Checkmate Kidzzzz."
"It's not about dog resumes."
"If you want to know the context of the entire Bible it's this: Jesus. From Adam and Eve to Revelation it's all about Jesus."
"I need to package my Russian accent in a way that ministers to people."
Old Indiana Jones, St. Patrick's Day, Emotional Decisions, Sci-Fi Question: Eat Any Food vs. Singing, The Bible's Truth, Trivia Night, The Resurrection, The Myth Buster Guys;
Quotes:
"Downton Abbey was not an action film."
"When we're doing the show 50 years from a now I think it'll be better than ever."
"Your Irish Accent is running over a little into Jamaica."
Samson: Heroes of the Faith, Daughters and Pets, Other Centered, Skipping Daylight Saving Time, Forgive and Pursue Truth, Peeps, Problems with Pictures, Grace Is All We Have, Baby Buzzard Distractions, Gwyneth Paltrow's Shocking Smoothie Recipe, Romance and Marriage;
Quotes:
"One thing that helps when you're awkward in society is letting other people talk about themselves."
"Addressing people out of anger doesn't work because anger clouds your judgement."
"Forgive and then pursue the truth."
"When I smile in pictures I look pained?"
Turn the Planes Down, Downton Abbey Ending, The God You Don't Believe In, Being Misunderstood, More Bird News, Identification Through Apps, Mr. Peanut, Don't Make Your Bed, Not Being Fearful, Jesus Rose, Good Housekeeping Anxiety, Where to Start with Jesus;
Quotes:
"Mr. Peanut has gone through a lot of trouble to look good."
"Because Jesus rose from the dead, I don't have to fear anything. Even death is safe for me."
"Downton Abbey became more about humans than World War 1. That's I started not to like it."
"When people encounter a professing Christian that isn't dumb, they don't know what to do with it."
"I would like Hoppy the Kangaroo on Healthy Choice meals. I think it makes it more festive."
Not Adding to God's Rescue Plan, Brothers and the Lottery, Welcome to the Show, Other Intelligent Life, Rowdy Conversations, Mewing vs. Meeting, We Are Forgetful People, Honesty Cafe, Unfair for Birds, Good Guy vs. Bad Guy, National "Be Nasty" Day;
Quotes:
"If you guys are gonna make a big deal about it, then no one gets to win the lottery. You happy?"
"God gives us freedom to walk away from Him. It's tragic when we do."
"So thankful God had a plan to rescue us: Jesus."
"The US Government is towing an alien spaceship on trailer with a tarp over it."
"Birds in this country can't catch a break."
Peyton Manning Retiring, Disappointed with God, Big Things for God, Brant's New Joke, God's Kingdom, Comment Sections on the Internet, The Monday Song, Nancy Reagan, Living W/Grievance, Space Weight Loss;
Quotes:
"If you feel like God has to do everything you tell Him to do, you don't want God. You want a really good assistant."
"God doesn't necessarily want us to be 'Big Time'"
"The comment section of any article on the internet is a good place to avoid."
"If I had to go off into the world armed only with one joke, this would be it."
"Maybe someone can confirm this for us if they have their ear to the ground: is it political season??"
